A cockroach
Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV.
One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there.
The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang.
He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there.
The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again.
The same six-foot cockroach was standing there.
This time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.
The fourth night Frank didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there.
The bug beat the snot out of Frank and left him in a heap on the living room floor.
The following day, Frank went to see his doctor.
He explained events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded. "Not much" the doctor replied. "There's just a nasty bug going around."
Seekor Kecoak
Setiap malam, Frank pergi ke toko minuman keras, beli enam pack, membawanya pulang, dan meminumnya sambil menonton TV.
Suatu malam, saat dia menghabiskan birnya yang terakhir, bel pintu berdering. Dia terhuyung ke pintu dan menemukan seekor kecoak berdiri di sana.
Kecoak tadi hinggap di kerah dan terbang ke seberang ruangan, lalu pergi.
Malam berikutnya, setelah dia selesai minum bir ke-4 nya, bel pintu berdering.
Dia berjalan perlahan ke pintu dan menemukan kecoa yang sama berdiri di sana.
Kecoak besar tadi meninju perutnya, lalu pergi.
Malam berikutnya, setelah dia minum bir pertamanya, bel pintu berbunyi lagi.
Kecoa yang sama berdiri di sana.
Kali ini ia berlutut dan menepak belakang telinga sambil membungkuk kesakitan. Lalu si kecoa besar pergi.
Malam keempat Frank tidak minum sama sekali. Bel pintu berdering. kecoa itu berdiri di sana.
Kecoa menabrak hidung Frank dan meninggalkannya tertelungkup di lantai ruang tamu.
Hari berikutnya, Frank pergi menemui dokter.
Dia menjelaskan peristiwa empat malam sebelumnya. "Apa yang saya harus lakukan?" ia memohon. "Tidak banyak" jawab dokter. "Hanya ada kecoak menakutkan yang sedang berkeliran."
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