Money (Uang)

Money

There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money.
He was a real miser when it came to his money.
He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died,
he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me.
I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died,
she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket,
the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend.
When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket,
the wife said "Wait just a minute!"

She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie.
I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."

Uang

Ada seorang pria yang bekerja sepanjang hidupnya dan menabung seluruh uangnya.
Dia adalah seorang yang sabgat kikir kalau mengenai uangnya.
Dia mencintai uang lebih dari apapun, dan sesaat sebelum dia meninggal,
ia berkata kepada istrinya, "Sekarang dengarkan, kalau aku mati, aku ingin kau mengambil semua uang saya dan tempatkan di peti mati dengan saya.
Saya ingin mengambil uang saya untuk hidup di akhirat. "

Jadi dia meminta istrinya untuk berjanji dengan segenap hatinya bahwa ketika dia meninggal,
ia akan menaruh semua uangnya di peti mati bersamanya.

Nah, suatu hari ia meninggal. Dia berbaring di peti mati,
istrinya duduk di sana dengan mengenakan pakaian hitam-hitam di sebelah teman dekatnya.
Ketika selesai upacara, tepat sebelum orang-orang yang mengurus pemakaman bersiap-siap untuk menutup peti mati,
si istri berkata "Tunggu sebentar!"

Dia membawa kotak sepatu, ia datang dengan kotak itu dan meletakkannya didalam peti mati.
Lalu orang-orang yang mengurus pemakaman mengunci peti itu dan membawanya.
Temannya berkata, "Saya harap kamu tidak cukup gila untuk menaruh semua uang itu dalam peti mati."

"Ya," kata sang istri, "Saya sudah berjanji. Saya orang Kristen yang baik, saya tidak bisa berbohong.
Saya berjanji padanya bahwa aku akan memasukkan uang itu dalam peti mati bersamanya. "

"Maksud mu kamu menempatkan setiap sen uangnya di peti mati bersamanya?"

"Ya. Saya masukkan semua disitu, saya memasukkannya ke dalam tabungan saya dan saya membuatkan dia cek."

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