The Most Unlucky Day
A man who was quiet despair at the bar during one half hours
just staring at his drink. A new-truck driver
came directly drained the glass. The man burst into tears.
"Hey, do not cry!" Shouted the driver of the truck. "I'm just kidding.
I will buy you another drink! "
"No, you don't have to, bother. Today was the worst day of my life.
First, I'm late to the office. My boss was furious and I was fired. When going home,
my car was stolen. Then, when i take a taxi taxi, accidentally my wallet and cards
credit left in it. Until the house, my wife slept with builders garden.
I left home and came to this bar. And when i was thinking
to end my life, you showed up and drank my poison. "
Hari Paling Sial
Seorang pria yg sedang putus asa berdiam di bar selama satu setengah jam
cuma memandangi minumannya. Seorang pengemudi truk yg baru
datang langsung meneguk habis isi gelas itu. Si pria langsung menangis.
“Hei, jangan nangis, gitu, dong!” seru si pengemudi truk. “Aku cuma bercanda.
Aku beliin minuman lagi, deh!”
“Bukan, nggak usah. Hari ini merupakan hari terburuk dalam hidupku. Pertama,
aku telat ke kantor. Bosku marah besar dan aku dipecat. Ketika mau pulang,
ternyata mobilku dicuri orang. Trus, pas naek taksi, ternyata dompet dan kartu
kreditku ketinggalan di dalamnya. Sampai rumah, istriku tidur dengan tukang
kebun. Aku meninggalkan rumah dan datang ke bar ini. Dan pas aku berpikir
untuk mengakhiri hidupku, kau muncul dan meminum racunku.”
Taken from Cerita Lucu Indonesia
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