Two Blind Pilots
Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up.
The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport.
As it begins to look as though the plane will crush in to the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.
The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,"you know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."
Dua Pilot yang Buta
Dua pilot buta keduanya mengenakan kacamata hitam, satu dengn menggunakan anjing pemandu, dan yang satunya dengan cara menekan di sepanjang lorong dengan tongkat.
Tawa tegang menyebar dalam kabin, tapi mereka memasuki kokpit, menutup pintu, dan menyalakan mesin.
Para penumpang mulai saling melirik dengan perasaan gugup, mencari tanda bahwa ini hanyalah sebuah lelucon. Tidak ada satu tanda pun bahwa itu sebuah lelucon.
Pesawat itu bergerak semakin lama semakin cepat menuruni landasan dan orang-orang yang duduk di kursi dekat jendela menyadari mereka langsung menuju air di tepi bandara.
Sepertinya pesawat mulai terlihat seakan akan masuk kedalam air, jeritan panik memenuhi kabin. Pada saat itu, pesawat terangkat dengan lancar ke udara.
Para penumpang merasa tenang dan tertawa sedikit malu-malu, dan segera semua sibuk membaca majalah mereka, merasa aman mengetahui kalau pesawat berada di tangan yang tepat.
Di kokpit, salah seorang pilot buta menengok ke temannya dan berkata, "Kamu tahu, Bob, suatu hari, mereka akan terlambat menjerit dan kita semua akan mati."
Taken from Only funny stories
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